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Feminized
MasterSeeds presents Jokes Up as a stable hybrid for growers who want clear uplift with evening ease. Expect 18 to 22 percent THC and low CBD. Flowering runs 8 to 9 weeks indoors with medium to high yields under proper light and training. Follow simple canopy control and humidity management for best bud density and terpene retention.
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STRAIN PROFILE
Complete Cannabis Strain Specifications
| Trait | Value |
|---|---|
| Type | Hybrid |
| THC | 18-22% |
| CBD | 0.5-1% |
| Grow Difficulty | Intermediate |
| Flowering Time | 8-9 |
| Yield | Medium-High, up to 450 g/mยฒ indoor, 500-600 g/plant outdoor |
| Height | Medium, 80-140 cm indoor, up to 160-180 cm outdoor |
| Environment | Indoor and Outdoor suitable |
| Effects | Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxing |
| Flavors | Citrus, Earthy, Sweet |
| Genetics | Jokes Up x Jokes Up |
| Climate | Temperate to warm with steady summers |
* Information may vary depending on growing conditions
Jokes Up Strain Information and Characteristics
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Strain TypeStrain Type:
Jokes Up is a balanced hybrid blending sativa lift with indica calm. Growers in Canada report stable structure and reliable resin.
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THC ContentTHC Content:
Jokes Up tests in the 18 to 22 percent THC range. The 18 to 22 percent range suits experienced users and daily consumers seeking potency.
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CBD ContentCBD Content:
CBD stays low between 0.5 and 1 percent. Clinicians note usefulness for mild pain and sleep support.
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Grow DifficultyGrow Difficulty:
Jokes Up suits intermediate growers. You should train lower branches and control humidity for best results.
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Flowering TimeFlowering Time:
Flowering takes 8 to 9 weeks indoors. Outdoor harvest falls in mid to late September in temperate zones.
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Expected YieldExpected Yield:
Indoor yields reach up to 450 g per square metre under optimal lights. Outdoor plants produce 500 to 600 g per plant in warm seasons.
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Plant HeightPlant Height:
Indoors plants reach 80 to 140 cm with topping. Outdoors they grow to 160 to 180 cm when left untrained.
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Growing EnvironmentGrowing Environment:
This strain performs well indoors in controlled rooms. It also thrives outdoors in long summer regions.
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Expected EffectsExpected Effects:
Effects start with a bright lift and clear focus. Later the body eases into relaxed comfort for evening use.
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Genetic LineageGenetic Lineage:
Jokes Up is presented here as a self-cross line. Genetics read Jokes Up x Jokes Up to preserve original traits.
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Seed TypeSeed Type:
These seeds are supplied as feminized genetics for predictable female plants. Seed packs suit hobby growers and small producers.
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Preferred ClimatePreferred Climate:
Jokes Up prefers temperate to warm climates with steady summers. In Canada growers should choose sheltered outdoor sites in cooler regions.
Frequently Ask Questions
Everything you need to know about this strain.
THC ranges from 18 to 22 percent. Expect a clear cerebral lift that moves into body ease.
Indoor flowering runs 8 to 9 weeks. Outdoor harvest occurs in mid to late September in temperate areas.
Yes. Seeds are feminized for predictable female plants and stable results.
Use moderate nitrogen in veg then shift to higher phosphorus and potassium in flower. Start at lower strength and increase if plants show vigor.
Common pests include aphids, spider mites and powdery mildew in humid conditions. Scout weekly and apply targeted controls early.
It fits growers with basic experience. Beginners will succeed with simple training and steady environment control.
Dry at 18 to 21ยฐC and 45 to 55 percent relative humidity. Cure in glass jars for 2 to 4 weeks for best aroma.
Indoor yields reach up to 450 g per square metre under strong LED or HPS lighting. Training and canopy control improve results.
Use pH 6.0 to 6.5 for soil and 5.5 to 6.0 for hydro systems. Keep EC or ppm within your medium's recommended range.
MasterSeeds ships within Canada under local rules. Check provincial regulations before placing an order.
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Q: My buds look airy. How do I tighten them?
A: Increase light intensity and reduce stretch with earlier pruning. Add gentle defoliation and support colas to focus energy.
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Q: How often should I water Jokes Up in soil?
A: Water when the top 2 to 3 cm of medium feels dry. Keep runoff pH in target range and avoid waterlogged roots.
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Q: I see nutrient burn on tips. What next?
A: Test runoff pH and EC then flush with pH balanced plain water. Resume feed at 50 to 75 percent strength and watch recovery.
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Q: When is the right time to harvest?
A: Check trichomes for milky with some amber coverage for balanced effects. Plan harvest when 10 to 30 percent amber appears depending on desired feel.
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Q: How do I boost resin production?
A: Lower night temperatures by 3 to 5ยฐC during late flower and hold humidity near 40 to 50 percent. Use silica and bloom potassium supplements in moderation.
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